cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via tigerrcat)

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

(via desteneee)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via avengwhores)

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

(Source: skinnyyyboness, via jui-n)

rnilkbreath:

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analprolapsing:

how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police

LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN

brooke tomatoes are fruits

FUCK YOU

(via hotterfuckingt0uch)

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

(via sunrisen)

galehawthorne:

isn’t your first birthday technically your second

(via tigerrcat)

the-vashta-nerada:

• hey bro
• bro
• broski
• brosicle
• broseidon, god of the brocean
• brotato chip
• brotein shake
• brosef stalin
• barack brobama
• teddy brosevelt
• don quibrote
• adrien brody
• gallilebro gallilei
• napoleon bronaparte
• brobo cop
• leonardo dicapribro
• broseph mengele 
• bro nye the science guy
• selena bromez
• broey deschanel 
• bro dimaggio
• wolfgang amadaeus brozart
• brohemian rhapsody
• osama bro laden
• mighty bro young
• brodo the hobbit bro
• broprah winfrey 
• broby dick
• abroham lincoln
• what’s up

(via vagabondorvagrant)